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Hey, you've reached the great Zelos Wilder! Leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I can. And if you're one of my hunnies, I'll get back to you even sooner ~ ♥

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[It's tempting to be annoyed at Zelos, apart from the fact that he's actually right with what he's saying.]

I'm going to try my best, I promise.

[Damnit Ky. It makes it really hard to stay mad at you when you agree like that.]

Good.

[...okay no he can't resist pushing Ky's buttons. They're just so big and red and shiny and begging to be pushed.]

I mean, that's really not a way to get someone to return your affections, Man.

That's not... I...

[Why is this a thing Zelos feels he has to do.]

That's not what I'm trying to do.

There are no affections!

Whatever helps you sleep at night~!

[He grins cruelly.]

I mean, it's not really your fault, after all. I'm just that amazing.

S-stop insinuating that.

You know I don't like you, and especially not...like that. It would be wrong.

[And whatever faults he has, Ky does at least try not to do things that fall under that category.]

"Wrong"? What, you one of those sex is only for babies types? And that's the vibe you're giving off, dude! If you say I hate you enough times it starts to sound like I love you~ Not to mention that whole lovehate thing the Trolls have going on. Maybe you just hate me so much you want to kiss me, eh Ky?

[Let's see just how tight he can wind Ky up, shall we?]

[Zelos! He's being ridiculous and it's making Ky angrier. He isn't quite sure what to do with that anger, though, beyond yell at Zelos.]

You don't..!

If you really hear 'I love you' in what I'm saying then you're not listening! I wouldn't!

We're not trolls, we're humans, and I wouldn't do such a thing with someone I didn't love and if she wasn't committing to spend her life with me just as I would with her!

[He has to laugh. Commitment? Bah! That's just for royalty or people who don't think they can find anything better. ~~Or just not for people like him who'll inevitably hurt people so he doesn't try.~~]

Ah, so already planning that dream wedding, are we? Going with a pure white gown or something in a tasteful eggshell? Oh, and don't forget the honeymoon panties~ I'm sure Dizzy'll make a woman out of you.

[Ky knows that this is just to wind him up, which isn't helping it from doing exactly that.]

This is pointless, and you will leave her out of it.

She's not looking for that sort of thing, and I know that I don't have anything to offer as far as a relationship goes.

[His duty will always comes first; he's known that for well over half his lifespan.]

Nothing to- [Pff]

Well I can't say I don't agree but are you trying to make me feel sorry for you? 'cause "I don't have anything to offer" sounds pretty pathetic.

What? No!

Duty comes first, that wouldn't change.

[And that would hardly make for a good marriage.]

[Zelos rolls his eyes.]

If you're gonna start on about duty and honor and justice again I'm totally hanging up.

[He reaches for the button...]

[ A huff. What does he care if Zelos hangs up? ]

Go ahead, if that's what you want.

[Shrug. Click.

Glad that's over.]

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